Can I See Your Willie Mommy?

Bathing time is always fun and with a little boy and a little girl, questions about nudity are fair game. As I was bathing Victor and washing his "privates" he looks up at me and asks, "Can I see your willie Mommy?". I chuckled and then explained to him, as I had done many times before, "Mommy doesn't have a willie. Only boys have willies and Mommy is a girl.".

He pauses and then thinks about this for a few seconds and says in a burst of toddler exuberance, "I have a great idea Mommy". Of course this was said in a tweety bird accent and sounded more like "I have a gweat idea Mommy". He beams "maybe you could ask Santa Claus to bring you a willie for next kwistmas".

I laughed and responded with the only thing I could think of, "Your're right - that IS a great idea".

Saddly, even Santa can't pull this one out of sack.